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Lujuria, gula, avaricia, pereza, ira, envidia y soberbia. Elige 3 y expón lo que harías con estos pecados en una sola noche.

Gula, lujuria, pereza. Lo que toda persona debe intentar, comer bien, follar mejor y que luego no te toquen las pelotas cuando quieras descansar.

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3 ♥ 04.30.11

Elija un número al azar que obligatoriamente ha de ser el uno, multiplique este por el número de lunares ocultos en su zona genital y una vez finalizado proceda a ejecutar algún número de baile regional típico de su tierra. Describa el proceso en verso.

Si los curas comieran chinas del río
No estarían tan gordos los tíos jodíos

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2 ♥ 03.28.11

¿Te crees mejor que los demás? ¿En qué proporción? ¿Qué opinas de la vigorexia? ¿Te parece muy fuerte? ¿Algún sitio para comer baratito en la galaxia alfa centauro? Esboce en cuatro pinceladas su configuración ideal para el bólido de Fernando Alonso.

No te digo más que me he leído todos los libros de Terry Prtachett y los de la Guía del Autoestopista Galáctico. Probablemente el restaurante del fin del mundo. Respondiendo más concretamente a tu pregunta (te puedo llamar de tu ¿verdad?) Sería obviamente 42.

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1 ♥ 03.27.11

¿Alguna vez has dejado a alguien porque no te gustaba su olor? En caso afirmativo. ¿Se lo dijiste claramente o inventaste una absurda excusa?

¿Alguna vez has dejado a alguien porque no te gustaba su olor? En caso afirmativo. ¿Se lo dijiste claramente o inventaste una absurda excusa?

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2 ♥ 03.23.11